Monday, May 01, 2006

The End of All Things

The End of All Things

She dropped a crumb
That attracted the ant
Which infested the house
And ate all the wood
So pest control came
Who on the way over
Ran through a sign
Which cause the poor lady
On the phone talking
To swerve and to scream
And worry her husband
Who worked at the airport
And looked from the screen
Then confirmed the wrong flight
Which baffled the pilot
Who lost control of the plane
And crashed into a field
which alerted defense
who labeled it terrorists
And called for a war
Then bombed a small country
Who fought back in anger
With a nuclear warhead
That leveled Manhattan
And caused worldwide panic
With bombs blasting cities
It was the end of all things
........As we know it…

................… and all because of a crumb.

2 comments:

Nate said...

THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN

Mackey said...

ohhh my Goshhhh, Im going to kill myself now